Courtney Stodden’s ‘Mistletoe Bikini’ Is Here In All Its Risque Christmastime Glory

It’s no secret that Courtney Stodden has a thing for Santa Claus. This year, the blonde bombshell is paying homage to the jolly old St. Nick with a new song called “Mistletoe Bikini” and she’s hoping it catches on. As far as the outfit is concerned, well, let’s just say based on the video that Santa likes it a lot.

Courtney has been teasing the release of her Christmas single for a couple of weeks now. She even gave Fox News a sneak peek of the NSFW holiday song just days before it was released. In “Mistletoe Bikini,” Stodden admits to having a huge crush on Santa Claus. Like a fine wine, Courtney explains that she likes Santa because he is “an established older man that would bring me toys.”

“‘Mistletoe Bikini’ is basically a song about how I’ve always had a crush on Santa Claus ever since I was a little girl,” Stodden told FOX411. “The song [and video] is about my crush and you know, maybe a little later in the video, we have an affair behind Mrs. Claus’ back. It’s fun and it’s really catchy.”

Check out the video in this link, but beware, it’s definitely not a kids’ Christmas song and it’s probably not appropriate for workplace viewing.

“Mistletoe Bikini” probably won’t get put in the rotation at the mall during Christmas nor will it be added to a compilation of the greatest holiday hits. However, Courtney Stodden’s new song is pretty catchy and the tongue-in-cheek lyrics are a fresh take on Christmas music. It’s fair to say that even the biggest Grinch would still probably chuckle and sing along as Courtney puts her best effort into tempting Santa Claus and getting on Mrs. Claus’ last nerve. It’s also worth noting that Courtney has a really good singing voice.

Speaking of Mrs. Claus, Santa’s main woman is played by Courtney’s close friend, pop artist Sham Ibrahim. He can be seen in the second half of the music video getting pretty heated as Courtney is able to catch the jolly old fat man in a weak moment where he forgets he is married and heads down south to show everyone in a very suggestive way exactly what Stodden wants him to do about her “Mistletoe Bikini.”

It was pointed out that Courtney Stodden’s crush on Santa closely resembles her real-life relationship with her husband Doug Hutchison, known for his role in The Green Mile, who is 34 years her senior. Courtney married the much older Doug with her parents’ permission when she was only 16 years old, understandably causing a good amount of controversy.

Earlier this year, Courtney and Doug announced that she was expecting their first child. Sadly, in July, Courtney had a miscarriage that she said she is still grieving over. She was recently a guest on the Allegedly podcast where Courtney was asked if she wanted to try and have another child.

“It’s hard to say another kid. Yeah, I suppose so,” Courtney said. “I’m still in the grieving process, so it’s hard for me to answer that question. But you know, you never know. I’m only 22, so I have a long time to think about that.”

Courtney Stodden has a lot planned for 2017 and has said she hopes to stay busy and make more music in the new year. She also recently announced that she has a new reality show coming and this time around, it’s all about her. She has already been a house guest on Celebrity Big Brother and shared a show with her mom called The Mother/Daughter Experiment. After watching “Mistletoe Bikini” a few times through, it’s pretty exciting to see what other creative projects Courtney might come up with to keep her fans happy.

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