Heidi Montag’s Brilliant Plan: Fake Pregnancy

Heidi Montag, of Hills glory, tried to ensure a summer of horribly corny photoshoots by strapping on a fake belly. Unfortunately for her, one very close and reliable member of her entourage has outed her plan before she could even get it in motion:

“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along. The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.”

Photogs are a sucker for possibly-preggers bellies, but a fake engagement to a fake pregnancy is a bit much in anyone’s book.