Halloween 2016 Quotes: All The Scariest, Creepiest, And Funniest Sayings To Share With Friends This Halloween

Halloween 2016 is finally here, and folks searching for some great quotes to share on social media can find all the creepiest and funniest Halloween sayings right here.

As far as holidays go, Halloween has always been in a class by itself. Though it’s one of the most beloved of all holidays (especially by kids of all ages), Halloween isn’t given the same reverence as others like Christmas or Thanksgiving. So while there are plenty of Halloween-themed horror movies, but no real songs about the holiday (unless you count the “Monster Mash”) and not a lot of love from the greeting card industry.

That makes finding Halloween quotes a bit more difficult. There are scant few websites dedicated to sharing funny or scary sayings about Halloween, especially compared to Christmas or Valentine’s Day.

With that in mind, you can save yourself some work and look here for the best quotes to share on social media or just with friends this Halloween 2016.

Best Funny Halloween Quotes 2016

Halloween at its heart is all about aiming to be funny. We give awards for the funniest costume at Halloween parties, we encourage children to use their creativity and get a laugh with their costumes, and even the “trick” in “trick or treat” is done in the name of comedy, even if it can be a bit mean-spirited.

So if you’re looking to share some funny Halloween quotes, here are the best to choose from.

“I like to get my candy early for Halloween so I have plenty of time to buy more when I eat the first bag.” — @SleepingSuspect

“When I was 12 I went as my mother for Halloween — I put on a pair of heels, went door to door and criticized what everyone else was wearing.” — Robin Bach

“I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate — I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.” — Amy Poehler

“Aren’t we clever, making the kids go door to door collecting candy for us?” — @Canadasandra

Classic Halloween Quotes

While there may not be a lot of literature on Halloween itself, there are plenty of classics written about all kinds of scary and spooky topics. So if you’re looking for a Halloween quote from some famous authors and classic works of fiction, here are some of the best via IBTimes and IBTimes UK.


This now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.” — William Shakespeare

Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallow’s Eve will the spirits come to play and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” — Solange Nicole

“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.” — Mark Twain

Creepiest and Scariest Halloween Quotes

What fun is Halloween if you can’t put a little scare into somebody? Granted, most people aren’t going to get a fright from reading a scary Halloween quote on Facebook or WhatsApp, but that doesn’t make it any less fun to find a good, scary saying and share it with all your friends.


ExtraTV pored over the best Halloween movies and came up with the scariest quotes to celebrate the holiday.

“What an excellent day for an exorcism.” — Pazuzu/Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair) from The Exorcist.

“I met this 6-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes … the devil’s eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy’s eyes was purely and simply … evil.” — Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasance) from Halloween.

“They’re heeeeere!” — Carol Ann (Heather O’Rourke) from Poltergeist.

“I see dead people.” — Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment) from The Sixth Sense.

Anyone looking for more great quotes to share on Halloween 2016 can find other examples here, here, and here.

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