Warning! Warning! The following is a special announcement for woman on planets throughout the galaxy: BEWARE! Blasto, the tentacled hero of Mass Effect 3 with “a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle,” has returned to the sector from parts and bodies unknown. The jellyfish-like hero of BioWare’s popular game, will be receiving the star treatment with his own one shot comic book from Dark Horse Comics. After this, who knows what mayhem the sex crazed, heavily armed creature will cause for our troubled universe.
Here is the official Dark Horse description of the project:
“Written by lead game writer Mac Walters with art by Omar Francia, Blasto: Eternity is Forever, is sure to be a cult favorite amongst fans of the increasingly popular game series!”
“Blasto, who is described as having “a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle” doesn’t have time for your solid waste excretions. On a remote space station overlooking the Elcor homeworld… the lone Spectre puts an end to the nefarious deeds of an outlaw band of mercenaries bent on galactic-wide domination.”
“The first annual N7 Day will invite fans to celebrate the Mass Effect franchise worldwide, with a coinciding game release of BioWare’s best selling smash hit Mass Effect Trilogy.”
“Blasto: Eternity is Forever is available exclusively through the Dark Horse Digital on November 7th!”
The well loved, and apparently, often loved, Blasto, is famous for his hard nosed (does he even have a nose?) attitude, his acclaimed appearance in the Mass Effect 3 movie, Blasto 6: Partners in Crime, and his willingness to destroy anything and everything in his path to bring a villain to justice. Galactic control requests that any fresh sightings of Blasto be reported immediately, and please, remain calm.
Be sure to download your very own copy of Blasto: Eternity is Forever on November 7, 2012, and women everywhere, for goodness sake, lock your doors, BLASTO IS BACK.