Just in case you weren’t sure, Madonna (aka “The Material Girl”) is a Hillary Clinton supporter; so much so, in fact, that she promised oral sex to anyone who votes for Hillary in the impending general election.
Yes, you read that right. The bizarre promise and Hillary Clinton endorsement came on October 18 at Madison Square Garden. That’s when and where Madonna introduced her pal, comedienne Amy Schumer.
As Maxim reports, Madonna promised oral sex as a (tongue in cheek?) joke leading up to Schumer’s high-profile stand-up gig in front of one of the biggest (and most judgmental) audiences in the United States, and possibly even the world. Or at least we think and devoutly hope that Madonna was joking. She kept a straight face and got into a lot of intimate detail about her plans to repay those who vote for the democratic presidential candidate on Election Day. Is it possible that when Madonna promised oral sex to anyone who votes for Hillary, she forgot that most major polls now show Secretary Clinton firmly in the lead?
It’s hard to tell, but during her Amy Schumer intro, Madonna got pretty explicit when talking about her promised oral sex. While it’s impossible to know for sure who she was directing her promise to, it sounded as though Madonna was targeting the men in the audience.
Never known for being shy about her sexuality, Madonna promised oral sex to Clinton voters without the bat of a proverbial eyebrow.
“One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy. If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK?”
Well, there you have it. Not a very unambiguous promise. You’d think that Madonna wouldn’t have to say anything else to hammer home her offer of oral sex for Hillary Clinton voters. But she did; Madonna did say more.
“Swear to god. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.”
Remember when madonna compared the word of prayer to oral sex ????????????????— ryan fariaS (@ryanacondadont_) October 17, 2016
Most fans of The Material Girl took the 58-year-old’s offer of oral sex in stride, presuming that it was a joke (or at least an attempt at one) and letting it slide. However, and particularly in the wake of the fact that Donald Trump (Hillary Clinton’s primary presidential opponent) is frequently accused of sexism and worse, many people thought that the fact that Madonna’s promised oral sex to Hillary voters was decidedly unfunny.
Not surprisingly, one of the outlets that thought it was very “unfunny” when Madonna promised oral sex to Clinton voters was Breitbart News. According to the conservative news outlet, Madonna “got raunchy” with her offer, and the readers who commented on the site were far from amused with the incident.
“Disgusting. She’s 58 and acting like a 19 year old sl*t. She should be weaving baskets for deplorables and minding her grandchildren.”
In case you’re unaware, “deplorables” are proud Donald Trump voters.
“These nasty Feminazi beasts are NOT women…they’re pigs slopping at the trough of Hillary.”
Some Trump supporters have even taken to Twitter to share their outrage over the Madonna promise, including the hashtag #VoterFraud in their tweets.
Breitbart News also the story that Madonna promised oral sex to anyone who votes for Hillary Clinton to bash comedienne Amy Schumer for her recent pre-show political attack on Donald Trump. In that incident, Schumer called Donald Trump an “orange monster” during a Florida show. As Fox 25 Boston reports, as many as 200 people may have booed and even walked out of the performance due to Amy’s Trump comments. She even reportedly had security show Trump supporters to the door if they heckled her during the show.
On Tuesday, after Madonna promised oral sex to attendees who vote Clinton, Amy Schumer doubled down on her anti-Trump sentiment with a sarcastic letter of apology to offended Trump fans, which she read from the New York stage.
“Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now. How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility.”
Amy added that she’s looking forward to the unfortunate Florida incident being in the past, behind her…in November. When “Hillary Clinton is our motherf***ing president.”
She didn’t address how, if a Hillary Clinton presidency comes to pass, Madonna plans on making good on what she promised; namely oral sex for all Hillary voters.
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