Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Miniature Donkey

Thirty-one-year-old Florida resident Carlos Romero was recently arrested for having sexual intercourse with Doodle, his 21-month-old miniature donkey. According to The Smoking Gun, the suspect was spotted last month “up against the rear of the donkey” with his pants down. Not surprisingly, local authorities decided to have a chat with Romero, who used the opportunity to come clean about all of his dirty barnyard habits.

A word of warning: The suspect’s descriptions are a tad descriptive and potentially offensive, so you may want to proceed with caution. Romero is apparently quite proud of the relationship he has built with his miniature donkey, and he’s not above explaining the ins and outs of his experiences with investigators.

The Daily Mail explains that a number of shocking and graphic secrets were revealed during the interview including Romero’s admission that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris.” While doing this, he reportedly becomes sexually aroused. I’ll leave you to ponder what happens next.

During his exchange with Doodle, Romero stated that his genitals “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident.”

Not surprisingly, the farmhand’s revelations didn’t settle too well with local authorities. For his unusual relations with his miniature donkey, Romero found himself tossed into the Marion County jail on a $2000 bond. Doodle, meanwhile, remains in the custody of animal control officials.

Carlos Romero isn’t too happy about the fact that his donkey has been taken away, and he’s demanded several times that the animal be returned. Marion County spokeswoman Elaine McClain explained that officials plan to file for permanent custody of the animal within the next 10 days. Should the request be granted, Doodle might be on her way to a brand new home.