Hips Don’t Lie: Shakira Sextape Being Shopped

If the reports are true, Shakira’s famous hips will be seen internet-wide in a way we’ve not seen them yet: in her very own celebrity sextape.

Two of the Colombian singer’s former employees say that there’s a legitimate Shakira sextape in their possession right now, and that it’s currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. The unidentified Colombian couple worked for Shakira for 11 years, and are asking for a six-figure payday for the 15-minute clip that features the recording artist/philanthropist getting all sweaty with FC Barcelona football player Gerard Pique, according to WagerWeb.

How they got the alleged sextape? We do not know. All we know is that they say they were unfairly dismissed from Shakira’s employment after refusing to cook for her late at night, so the sextape is part cashing-in, part revenge, it seems.

“The video lasts about 15 minutes. I guess it’s recorded with a mobile phone by an employee who was in the cockpit of the boat,” said a Barcelona agent to whom the video holders showed the clip. He also cast some doubt as to whether the tape is legitimate, reports UPI. He says that he can’t really tell if the female in the video is indeed Shakira. “I thought that it had been edited,” he said.

Shakira’s legal team, meanwhile, denies that the couple were dismissed for refusing to indulge the singer’s late-night hunger pangs, but hasn’t said word one about the sextape, leading some in the media to speculate that it indeed could be the real deal.

Until the alleged Shakira sextape sees the light of day (if ever), you’re just going to have to let your imagination fill in the blanks: