Can You Bang Your Way To Fitness With Pornhub’s New Bangfit Sexercise Program?
Working out is boring and gyms cost money that could be better used paying for porn, so the adult entertainment site Pornhub created its own free sexercise program called Bangfit to help us all stay fit.
Instead of Crossfit, Zumba, yoga, or any other fad workout program, Pornhub’s wearable fitness-based game software Bangfit is a fitness program the rest of us can stay dedicated to.
The sexercise program was introduced with a colorful video combining the 1970s porn craze, the 80’s workout craze, and eye-popping colors not seen since the 60s.
Americans are overweight, and Pornhub admits it has created such a huge porn catalogue that it has inadvertently added to the crisis by keeping people in front of their computers watching other people bang. Now, the adult entertainment website is making amends with its latest addition to the wearable fitness craze: Bangfit.
“The fitness method gyms don’t want you to know about.”
Bangfit is a game based fitness program utilizing a computer and smartphone that will help even the most jaded couch potato get in banging shape in no time.
“The truth is, no matter how busy you are, you always find time to get busy.”
Users don’t even need a partner to get started.
I have scored 3186pts in bangfit! https://t.co/lOkI2vmMAO
— La dina (@Dina_esbag) May 19, 2016
Simply go to Bang.fit and enter the number of players from one to three and sync your smartphone to your computer. Then, strap on the Bangfit pad and follow along with the moves on the computer screen to score points, lose calories, and keep in shape. The more in sync with the moves on the screen, the more points you can score.
“You won’t be pumping iron, but you’ll be pumping nonetheless.”
Fitness enthusiasts can choose from 12 different positions including the “Cardi-oh-yes,” and different positions can burn off different amounts of calories for men and women. There are multiple workout positions to choose from, and users can even choose to go solo. After the workout, Bangfit will allocate your points and keep track of your position on the game’s leaderboard.
Users can even share their results on social media.
“With Bangfit everyone scores.”
The urge to exercise has suddenly overtaken me.
— Joe (@joehasbeard) May 19, 2016
"BangFit" bout to change the meaning of everyone's tinder bio that says "looking for a Workout Buddy"
— Kyle Cousineau (@KyleTyberious) May 18, 2016
There is one drawback, however: The featured Bangfit band isn’t currently available. It’s listed as sold out on the Bangfit website, but the company urges fitness gurus to attach their phone to their hip in any way possible.
“Remember it’s all in the hips.”
Don’t worry, although it sounds like a gimmick, Pornhub promises it used real science to create its sexercise program Bangfit, according to Mashable.
“Bangfit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions.”
Science has discovered that not only is sex fun, people who regularly participate are happier in life, have lower blood pressure, lower stress levels, and enjoy improved intimacy with their partner.
“Less morning run and more morning fun.”
This isn’t the first highly original idea Pornhub has used to help advertise its immense collection of porn videos. The adult entertainment site has offered college scholarships for the best essay on making people happy and donated money to help save the whales for every video watched.
For now, Bangfit is in the Beta phase and is only set for heterosexual partners, but the company promises new sexual preferences and gender orientations will be available soon.
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