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Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom: Precious Lessons From The Most Short-Lived Love Triangle

Katy Perry and Selena Gomez teamwork saved the day for Orlando Bloom. Kudos to Katy for masterfully handling the rumor that would have grown into a full-blown scandal if not for her quick thinking and rapid-fire action. Obviously, Perry has gone through a lot of rumors in her career, which has made her fire-fighting skills second to none. The “Firework” singer should give herself a new title: Fire Fighter Extraordinaire. Get yourself a fire fighter’s hat, Katy, and while you’re at it, don’t forget to take a bow. (No, we didn’t get that from Rihanna.)

Mind you, this was not the first time for the Katy Perry-Selena Gomez teamwork, according to Idolator. As life goes, you just never know when you can use something to your advantage. So the more experience you have, the better. As Madonna’s “Material Girl” song goes, “Experience has made me rich and now they’re after me…”

We’re referring to the scandal that never was, the one which began with Selena Gomez having a celebration party after the successful kickoff of her Revival concert series on Friday, May 6. The story goes that after the “high” that Selena received from finally getting herself back into the concert circuit, the “Hands To Myself” singer managed to get herself tipsy, causing her to lose her judgment and her usual cool.

And so, in a moment of weakness, she heats up. Selena Gomez gives in to her secret craving for bad guys, discussed in a separate, earlier Inquisitr story. This time around, temptation came in a Legolas package, so how could a Selena Gomez resist? At barely 23 years old, she can definitely be forgiven for her indiscretions. After all, she still has a lot of experiences to go through. Lucky for her, a Katy Perry was around to save the day.

And so Selena Gomez gives in to her carnal desires and exchanges a kiss or two with Orlando Bloom–or so this is what the TMZ pictures suggest. The Pirates Of the Carribbean actor was only too willing to oblige; after all, he has a weakness for charitable causes. Orlando Bloom knows only too well that Selena Gomez has lupus, an incurable yet non-communicable disease that can cause unpredictable fluctuations in the actress and singer’s disposition, composure, and hormone levels.

It was the perfect combination of weakness, desire, booze, and cigar fumes which spiraled into a cocktail, and led to one thing after another. Even a McDonald’s combo can’t match all that. And before anyone knows it, someone from the party crowd started snapping pictures and of course, sold the purported evidence to the paparazzi. God knows how much the mole got for the quick thinking on his or her part. However, there is also reason to believe, if we were to follow the Katy Perry thought process, that some Photoshopping was also involved.

Upon closer inspection, the pictures look really grainy, although anyone can still make out Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom from the images. However, with the time stamp missing, it would appear that these pictures might have been taken at a different date and time than these images were intended for.

Also, although a picture speaks a thousand words, it doesn’t always tell the entire story. It is, in fact, prone to being taken out of context. For example, what if Orlando Bloom were simply a kissing kind of guy, one who just loves to kiss anybody because his whole being is oozing with love? A man like that does exist in real life, at least one.

The moral of the story is that the saying, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” is a complete fabrication, with no basis in fact. In other words, don’t get caught in this net. Getting caught can have truly unpleasant, if not painful, consequences.

Kudos also to Katy Perry for standing up for her man. Orlando Bloom is lucky to have Perry for his girl. Katy is definitely the type of woman that any man would be lucky to marry. That is because she knows how to support her partner all the way.

Definitely, the “Roar” singer has picked a lesson or two from The Jungle Book and learned to apply this in real life. You don’t show a scandal maker any fear on your side. Instead, you look him or her straight in the eye, and pounce with your best shot. Don’t even give the culprit a chance to react. Timing is everything.

Without Katy’s assistance, it looks like Selena Gomez could have folded up under the circumstances like a house of cards. Still, Girl Power won the day because the two girls knew how to work as a team. And sorry, paparazzi, better luck next time.

[Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images]