Our Reptilian Alien Overlord Exposed? Putin Says ‘Queen Elizabeth II Is A Shape-Shifting Reptilian Hybrid – Satire

A satirical piece published earlier this week pretends to confirm David Icke’s conspiracy theory claim that the British royal family is of Reptilian alien descent.

The “fake news” article by Your News Wire purports to explain why President Vladimir Putin of Russia kept his distance from Queen Elizabeth II of Britain during the 70th anniversary of the D-Day landings held in Normandy in 2014.

British tabloids, such as the Daily Mail, had commended President Barack Obama’s gentlemanly behavior when he helped the elderly monarch down a flight of stairs during the June 2014 event held at the Chateau de Benouville in Normandy. British media reports contrasted Obama’s warmth towards the queen with Putin’s supposedly standoffish manners.

Putin refused to help the monarch down the stairs and generally kept his distance from her.

But two years after the incident, Putin reveals why he kept his distance from Queen Elizabeth at the gathering. He told close associates and aides that he was alarmed when the queen showed her true reptilian bloodline colors by shape-shifting a number of times while he greeted her.

The queen shifted between Reptoid and human form three or four times while greeting Putin.

According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”

He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.

Putin accused the elderly monarch of shape-shifting repeatedly as a warning “not to mess” with her as the high-priestess of the world-ruling Reptilian-Illuminati clique.

According to sources close to the Russian president, he confirmed that witnessing the queen demonstrate her shape-shifting powers confirmed conspiracy theory allegations that the queen and her royal family are not entirely human but have Reptilian alien blood that allows them to shape-shift between human and reptilian forms.

Putin said he was convinced that the queen’s shape-shifting was meant as a personal warning to him.

Bizarre conspiracy theories focused on alleged sinister and clandestine domination plots against humanity by the world’s Reptilian elite are not new. Followers of the British conspiracy theorist David Icke believe that most of the world’s leaders are descendants of evil, dangerous, cold-blooded, blood-drinking, and shape-shifting Reptilian humanoid aliens from the Alpha Draconis star system in the Orion Constellation.

The war-like Reptilians, also known as Reptoids, Alpha-Draconians, dinosauroids, or simply Sauroids, are super-intelligent and more technologically advanced than humans. The Lizard People arrived on Earth about 800,000 years ago before the ancestors of present humanity who — as some alien conspiracy theorists claim — arrived on Earth from the Lyran star system about 200,000 years ago.

Reptilians live in secret underground bases around the world and range in height between five and 12 feet. But the average individual is between seven and nine feet in height. They have a strong, muscular physique and a repulsive scaly skin with a serpentine green tinge. Most have a tail and hidden genitalia. All have three fingers with talons and an opposable thumb.

They began crossbreeding with humans and infecting the human bloodline with their DNA after humans arrived on Earth. That is why all humans have some Reptilian DNA. But most humans have less than 10 percent Reptilian blood. However, a special group of humans is true Reptilian half-breeds with 50 percent of Reptilian DNA. These are the Reptilian-human hybrids who control the world and are capable of shape-shifting after drinking human blood.

Reptilians were forced to mix blood with humans because, unlike humans, their DNA does not evolve.

Queen Elizabeth II is the current head of the secret global grand order of our Reptilian overlords, according to alien conspiracy theorists.

Attempting to explain the bewildering system of ideas about Reptilian humanoids, skeptics claim that it is derived from ancient mythical traditions that identify the Devil in his physical manifestation as Reptilian. There appears to be something about fork-tongued reptilian life-forms that evokes an association with evil in the human psyche.

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In contemporary folklore popularized by the British conspiracy theory David Icke in his 1999 book, The Biggest Secret, shape-shifting Reptilian aliens and their Reptilian hybrid offspring control our world. But humanity remains largely unaware of the reality of enslavement because our Reptilian overlords hide behind a veil of the familiar and reassuring human form.

Some critics and skeptics have described Icke’s Reptilian theories as the grand unification of all conspiracy theories which proposes that everything that represents authority in our lives, such as government, the military, the media, educational institutions, religious institutions, and the corporate world, are part of an all-pervasive conspiracy to control our entire lives, including our thoughts.

At the apex of the conspiracy against our free will is the Reptilian controlled NWO-Illuminati operating clandestinely through various organs, such as the Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group, the World Bank, the United Nations, the Rothschilds, and the Rockefellers.

The Western world’s royal families and the ruling elite belong to the Reptilian genetic bloodline united in the goal of fulfilling their evil NWO world domination agenda.

The top Reptoids living today, according to conspiracy theorists, are the British royal family, George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Al Gore, Colin Powell, President Barack Obama, Vice President Joseph Biden, Senators Harry Reid, Patrick Leahy, and hundreds of other public figures, all of whom are capable of shape-shifting.

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