Britney’s Sex Tape Rumors: Would You Dare Watch?

The word is out that Britney Spears might be our newest celebrity sex tape star, if her paparazzi-slash-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has anything to do with it. The National Enquirer has released details on Britney’s newest and most sordid affair with Adnan: plain vanilla sex and her gross pink wig. I was hoping we would never see that again. (Um, the wig, not the sex.)

Splash News Online has reported that a source “claim[s] that a Britney Spears sex tape will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, outselling even Paris Hilton’s.”

I know we’ve heard it all before, but I’m still scared that the sex vid could exist. I’m not sure if I could stomach it.