Florida Man Blames Masturbation For Bizarre Rampage

A Florida man has been arrested after going on a bizarre and destructive rampage. However, it’s not the crime he allegedly committed that’s attracting attention. Instead, the motive given to authorities has social media abuzz. The Orlando Sentinel reports that 25-year-old William Timothy Anderson Thomas was arrested after he was found outside a home without a shirt on, and covered with dirt and mud.

Authorities say that the residence had damage to it, with a trailer outside having a flat tire. A window was also broken and a mailbox was smashed. A realty sign was also destroyed. When police interviewed the Florida man about the vandalism at the Largo home, he replied that he wanted to go out and destroy stuff because he had been masturbating and listening to loud music.