As the world well knows, Adolf Hitler was a deeply repugnant and unsavory character any right-minded person would cross a continent to avoid, but new documents show just how completely perverse and lacking in moral fibre the little tyrant truly was.
German medical records unearthed earlier this year claimed Hitler was born with a micro penis and “right-side cryptorchidism.” Which, for all of you who flunked medical school, translates into an undescended testicle. Or, to put it in the words of the crudely funny wartime song, “Hitler, only had one ball.”
Having a tiny penis and only one testicle was not Hitler’s fault — he was born that way — but the condition is said to have left the little man full of rage and hostility.
A rage and hostility which, if top secret spy dossiers are to be believed, led Hitler deep into a shadow world governed by sexual perversions of an extremely dark and twisted nature.
The Mirror reports that Hitler had a revolting sex fetish and a passion for a hideous sex act which quite literally stinks — “poo sex.”
Poo sex is as bad as it sounds, and anyone with a delicate disposition should turn away and go and smell the flowers right now.
Wartime studies by a U.S. intelligence agency found the Fuhrer loved nothing more than to lie penitently on the floor while a woman squatted over him and defecated.
The rancid revelation was made during the Second World War, when the U.S. Office of Strategic Services engaged the services of Dr. Walter C Langer to produce an intelligence report on Hitler in a bid to discover what made the Nazi leader tick.
In the secret wartime report, which was later turned into a book, titled A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend, the evil Fuhrer’s stomach-churning sex life is laid bare, as Dr. Langer concluded that Hitler was a “coprophiliac” — a person who is sexually aroused by excrement.
The good doctor has gone on record as stating, “The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.”
Yet the nightmare doesn’t end there. According to Dr. Langer, although Hitler wouldn’t have allowed himself to indulge in his terrible desire for excrement on a regular basis, it is highly probable that he forced his young niece Geli Raubal to engage in his poo loving pervasions.
“We must not suppose that Hitler gratifies his strange perversion frequently. Patients of this type rarely do and in Hitler’s case it is highly probable that he has permitted himself to go this far only with his niece, Geli.”
Tragically, after reportedly being forced to engage in one of Hitler’s perverse sex sessions, Miss Raubal was found dead. She had been shot with Hitler’s gun, but police ruled her death as a suicide.
Before dying, either by her own hand or that of the Fuhrer, Miss Raubal had confided to Hitler’s friend Otto Strasser about her uncle’s sordid secret. Strasser later fled the country.
Ernst Rohm, the head of the Nazi Brown Shirts, also knew about Hitler’s fetish for the dark stuff and once remarked about his leader’s sexual fantasies on an evening out.
Loose lips sink ships, and Rohm later paid for his little indiscretion when he was killed in the Night of the Long Knives in 1934.
Rohm also reportedly said that as well was being fond of being defecated upon, Hitler loved “peasant girls.”
“When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones.
“That’s Hitler’s sex life what a man.”
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