Chinese Man Has Penis Stolen

A 41 year-old chinese man is laying in the hospital recovering today after a group of four men wearing masks broke into his house and stole his penis.

Yes, I will repeat that.

A 41 year-old chinese man had his PENIS CUT OFF AND STOLEN last night!

Fei Lin is a rural migrant worker in the eastern Chinese village of Nigiao. Lin explained that a group of masked men forced themselves inside his home, put a bag over his head, and left. According to the Daily Star, Fei Lin told the cops that he had been asleep when the intruders broke into his house around 4 a.m.

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone,” Fei Lin comments.

Fei Lin doesn’t know why the men attacked him, but according to the Huffington Post, police believe that the attackers went after Lin because they were jealous lovers of several local women that Lin was having affairs with. Mr. Lin has denied taking part in any infidelity whatsoever.

Police and other emergency workers attempted to search for the missing piece of Lin’s anatomy but they were unable to find it. They believe that it was taken away by the attackers after the incident as a form of revenge.

Well fellas…take this as a sign to not fool around with another man’s woman and you can keep this from happening to you.