Elderly Croatian Man Dies during Bargain Basement Oral Sex Romp

An elderly Croatian man has died after securing a bargain basement price on an oral sex session with a local prostitute.

The 80 year old man, known by friends as the type of person who just couldn’t get enough sex despite his advancing years, expertly negotiated a bargain price on oral sex from a local hooker. After the cut-rate price was agreed on, the two went into an abandoned house nearby and as the man was dropping his pants, he keeled over on the floor and was unresponsive when the woman tried to awaken him. The ambulance was called and the man was pronounced dead on arrival to the hospital.

No word on whether his ‘lady friend’ was paid the $6.50 in advance for her killer BJ.