Not Joking: Pamela Anderson dating Michael Jackson

Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson is said to be dating pop legend Michael Jackson, according to multiple press reports.

According to a source, "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.

"They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off," the source added.

Jackson was said to have followed up by inviting Anderson on a second date, which she duly accepted.

Date locations included the Country Mart in Malibu where witnesses said they looked very comfortable together.

All I have to say is: think of the children the two would produce. OMFG.