Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson claims she was MJ’s secret wife

The nutters are coming out of the woodwork. Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson filed a lawsuit this morning claiming to be Michael Jackson’s secret wife.

Nona claims that she has known Jackson since he was a teenager, that she is the mother of Jackson’s three children, and that she wrote over 3,000 songs for Michael.

Nona though has form: she’s twice been to court asking for joint custody of the children, and even once tried to claim Neverland for herself. Sadly she wasn’t laughed out of court then, but was told that she had to make a “better presentation of her evidence.” In 2008 she filed for a legal separation from Michael

My guess is that we’ll see a whole lot more bizarre claims like this one for possibly years to come.