TSA Pats Down Man With World’s Largest Penis, Hilarity Ensues

Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest recorded penis, was recently patted down by the security team at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and as has become expected the TSA search didn’t go well.

Falcon was traveling through a TSA checkpoint at San Francisco International Airport on July 9 when he was frisked because of a “bulging package” hidden inside his pants. That package unfortunately for the TSA agent was his actual package.

After the awkward exchange Jonah Falcon told the Huffington Post:

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

The man who has a 9? flacid penis which is 13.5? erect said he knew the interview was about to become a lot more personal. He was soon led through an X-ray body scanner and then a metal detector. After both of those tests he was stopped by another guard who asked if he “had some sort of growth” at which point Falcon started laughing.

At 41-years-old Falcon is use to encountering weird situations regarding his penis which was 12 inches long by the age of 18. Attention also isn’t something Falcon has shied away from after being featured in a 1999 documentary which aired on cable provider HBO.

The Guinness Book of World Records does not officially feature manhood records but nobody has come forward to challenge the record since 1999.

In the meantime … the guy has to strap it down? No wonder the TSA made such a big deal out of what he was concealing.