Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Rumored Intruder Just ‘Needed To Pee,’ But Are Divorce Rumors True?

The latest news on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie isn’t about a movie deal, divorce, or adopted kids. The news is all about a rumored intruder on the Jolie-Pitt homefront. The security team for Pitt and Jolie take their job of guarding the movie stars’ luxury property very seriously. When there’s a sign of an intruder, the team leap into action to protect Brad and Angelina. Last week, TMZ reports that the security company called police to the Pitt-Jolie home in Hollywood Hills after noticing “a man lurking in the woods.” Sounds like a Brad Pitt movie come to life!

The guards kept the intruder safely detained while waiting for the cops. They weren’t taking any risks with Brad and Angelina’s welfare, although the couple themselves were away. When the cops arrived, the intruder was up for questioning by some very serious “boys in blue.”

It all turned out to be a big mistake, and the guards probably felt a little foolish when the intruder answered all the cops’ questions. He was just a homeless guy “in desperate need of a leak” and looking for a place to pee!

He “wandered in” and ending up finding a nice secluded area where he could “relieve himself in the bushes.” Unfortunately for the intruder, he didn’t notice the security guys all over the place. There’s no word on whether the guy knew he was at the home of the 2012 Brad Pitt movie, Killing Them Softly.

He may have thought twice about choosing a place to pee before watering the lawn for the actor who played the cold-hearted killer in that movie. If he’s a Brad fan, at least he’s got a story to tell now.

At the time of the intrusion, the couple were away in Asia where Angelina, Brad, and their six kids have “spent much of the last few months” while Jolie has been hard at work on a new movie in Cambodia. First They Killed My Father: A Daughter of Cambodia is a human rights themed film directed by Jolie.

During filming break over the holidays, the Jolie-Pitts vacationed in nearby Thailand, and their extended stay in proximity to Cambodia led to rumors that they might consider adopting another child from that country, making them parents to seven kids altogether.

According to the Irish Independent, Cambodian officials kiboshed the adoption rumors. A spokesman explained that Cambodian-U.S. adoptions have not been legal for “over a decade” because of concerns over human trafficking.

“I saw this on Facebook, but actually it’s just a rumour. The adoption between the two countries (the U.S. and Cambodia) is not yet open.”

Even Brad and Angelina can’t get around that rule!

The Hollywood power couple are used to rumors swirling around them. While the police were dealing with the intruder rumor, some fans were busy on social media with the rumor there was going to be another child in the Jolie-Pitt brood, and others are certain that Brad and Angelina are getting a divorce.

The divorce rumor may turn out to be true, according to gossip site Celeb Dirty Laundry. Angelina has lost so much weight, and is so unwilling to eat, that Brad may be threatening divorce as a way to keep himself and their kids safe and sane.

At least Brad Angelina know that their house is safe, even if their marriage isn’t.

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