Samantha Ronson’s planning a memoir, according to E!, and Michael Lohan is soooo pissed about it. But why should he be? Since Sam’s been around enough celebs in her lifetime, surely the whole thing won’t be about Lindsay.
Or maybe it will be:
“Insiders told E! that Ronson is telling pals she plans to write a book about her life. ‘Well, she’s certainly telling friends she’s planning to write a book,’ the source says. ‘It’s supposed to be about her, allegedly. But come on, you know Lindsay will be all over that book. She’s the only one people want to read about.'”
What, you don’t want to read the book for her pithy descriptions of wealthy London existence? Or vivid accounts of brother Mark Ronson’s shenanigans? Me neither: bring on the dirt!