Ashlee and Pete’s Friends Are In Trouble.

Poor Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz… it looks like their “secret” wedding cover has been totally blown, in the fashion of many stars before them. There were rumors trickling in at the end of last week, and now we’re looking at full-fledged probing headlines. How pissed are they?!

According to, erm, everyone, they’re getting hitched on Saturday in front of 120 guests in Los Angeles. Perhaps they never should have announced their engagement and kept things totally mum so that they could get married secretly. It’s all or nothing, and even Mariah knows how to pull this off.

I’m a little disappointed in their friends for spilling, but there’s another matter still at hand. *Cough* Shot-gun wedding, anyone? Ashlee is so pregnant.