WWE News: Joey Ryan Signs Porn Contract, Will Never Wrestle For Vince McMahon

In WWE news, Joey Ryan will never be allowed to wrestle for Vince McMahon now that he has signed an endorsement deal with a porn company, according to the Wrestling Observer.

A couple of weeks ago, Joey Ryan became a viral sensation when videos of his match against Danshoku Dino went public. It is the infamous match with the unusual penis suplex.

Throughout his career, Joey Ryan had never received that much coverage before. Even the mainstream media jumped on the story. His TNA appearances paled in comparison to this.

Advertisers and marketers are very clever people. When they see an opportunity, they usually jump on it as quickly as they can. The porn industry has a couple of clever people around.

YouPorn is a free pornographic video sharing website, and they happen to be one of the 100 most visited websites in the world. Not exactly a small company when you factor that in.

Back in 2007, it was reported that YouPorn, which does not have a subscribers fee like traditional porn websites, was generating $120,000 in ad revenue per month. It is higher now.

Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer is reporting that YouPorn has signed Joey Ryan to a sponsorship contract after seeing his penis suplex video go viral a couple of weeks ago.

As part of the sponsorship agreement, Joey Ryan will be paid by YouPorn to do the penis suplex spot in all of his matches, which will surely generate more viral videos in the future.

In addition to doing the penis suplex spot, Joey Ryan will be required to wear ring gear that is specifically created for him by YouPorn, which should draw even more attention to Ryan.

Another requirement from Joey Ryan is that he has to tell announcers and commentators that his new move is called the YouPorn plex, which should not be an issue whatsoever for Ryan.

Long known for his raunchy spots, such as the Lollipop Incident, Joey Ryan has pretty much ensured that he will never be able to work for World Wrestling Entertainment ever again.

Joey Ryan has worked for WWE sporadically throughout the years. He has worked televised matches against the likes of Mark Henry, John Morrison, Super Crazy, and Big Show.

Even though he was mostly used as an enhancement talent, there was still a little part of Joey Ryan that was hoping that he would finally catch on full time with WWE some day.

The belief is that Joey Ryan never really received a fair chance with WWE because of his uneasy relationship with Bill DeMott, who was formerly the head trainer for the company.

Back when Bill DeMott was fired by WWE in March, Joey Ryan was one of his loudest critics, being sure to point out facts that backed up the bully allegations thrown against DeMott.

Many felt that Joey Ryan was completely done with World Wrestling Entertainment at that point because he purposely was burning a bridge by bringing more publicity to the situation.

If there were remnants of the bridge left uncharred, then Joey Ryan completely destroyed what remains by signing an endorsement deal with YouPorn and continuing the debauchery.

WWE converted to a very family friendly product over the last couple of years so that they can get on the good side with advertisers and sponsors that catered towards young children.

While it would create some media attention, Vince McMahon will not allow World Wrestling Entertainment to be publicly associated with the likes of Joey Ryan and YouPorn.

Of course, that might not matter to Joey Ryan, as he might end up making a lot more money on the independent wrestling circuit.

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