iPhone’s saucy new app turns your cell into a vibrator

Oh, the iPhone… what can’t it do?

Via Gizmodo comes today’s hot new app, MyVibe. The free app purports to give your phone a sexy second function- as a vibrator. The arguably x-rated app is the only one of its kind to be approved by Apple, and is offered by online sex shop My Pleasure. iCame?

Purely for research purposes, I downloaded the MyVibe app to check out the specs. It doesn’t boast any magical powers to make your phone buzz harder, though. (Not that I tried. For fifteen minutes.) There’s a little Apple-style on off button that starts things up. And in the upper right hand corner, there are up and down arrows to direct the buzzing.

The numbers appear to dictate the timing of vibrations, with 100 being slower, more spaced buzzes versus the faster, more intense buzzing closer to one. Thirty-three seemed to have a pretty good rhythm if you’re into that sort of thing.

There’s no clear way to have anyone control the vibrations remotely, which might be a fun use for the app- although I suppose it would require just waiting around with your phone on your hoo-ha. And the vibrations are decidedly weak- if you’re looking for a real vibrator, this isn’t going to get you very far.

But as a free app, it’s not too bad. You might want to check it out if you’re easily stimulated or afraid of getting caught out with your Hitachi Magic Wand by airport security. I hear that can be very embarrassing.