Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Expecting!

This just in! Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are expecting a baby. For those of us keeping track, they were married almost three months ago. If you get married at 42 (Sheen) and 31 (Brooke), can it even be a shotgun wedding anymore?

A source told In Touch the usual baby-announcement stuff, along the lines of “They are so happy and excited. They are in love, and this news makes things even better.” (Wow, you really need to be a source to know all those insider details, don’t you?!)

If only this year hadn’t been so rumor-rife for Charlie, it would be easier to congratulate him with a straight face. At least he won’t be short of funds, no matter what happens.

Image: WireImage