Alaska Woman’s Vagina And Anus Were Allegedly Stuffed With Fake Money And Drugs

An Alaska woman is making headlines after authorities in Fairbanks found an impressive amount of money and drugs in a place they didn’t expect to find them. The Smoking Gun reports that Chelsea Sperry was arrested last month after she and her boyfriend tried to purchase items at a sex toy store with counterfeit money — and that’s not even the weirdest detail in this case.

Sperry and her boyfriend were reportedly trying to purchase some adult novelties — none of which have been identified — at a Castle Megastore in Fairbanks when a cashier noticed that the duo had tried to use a counterfeit $100 bill. When the cashier called 911 to report the alleged crime, Sperry took off, leaving her boyfriend behind at the store (who waited for police).

The Alaska woman was soon arrested, after she was pulled over for driving with a suspended license, and when authorities arrested her, things got weird. While at the jail for booking, authorities noticed that the woman was fidgeting and making “furtive” movements toward her vagina. Her suspicious behavior prompted the jail to have her checked using an X-Ray, which found that she had “items concealed in her vagina or anus.”

The body scan certainly didn’t lie. When a female officer gave Chelsea Sperry a cavity search, she pulled out an incredible amount of fake money, along with a variety of different drugs from her vagina. Among the items allegedly removed from Sperry, authorities found six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills. The Daily Mail reports that all of the money taken from the Alaska woman’s vagina was fake — obviously fake. In fact, “counterfeit” wouldn’t be the word to use for how obviously fake this money was. The words “Motion Picture Use Only” were printed on the fake bills.

That wasn’t all that was found in Sperry’s vagina. The female officer also retrieved two baggies of meth, a baggie containing seven morphine pills, and two baggies of heroin. Like a veritable nesting doll, Sperry’s vagina also contained a clear plastic baggie, which had been stuffed with approximately 40 smaller plastic baggies.

The officer also pulled a genuine $10 bill out of the woman’s anus.

The Alaska woman was indicted with felony charges associated with forgery and possession and suspected sales of narcotics. She was also slapped with some misdemeanors associated with driving on a suspended license. She is currently free after posting bond in the amount of $5k, using non-counterfeit money, of course. Meanwhile, her boyfriend Jeffrey Martin has not been charged with any crimes, though he was found to have several hundreds of dollars and a weighing scale on his person at the time of the incident.

This isn’t the first time a woman has made headlines for using her genitals for storage. Earlier this year, a Waco, Texas, woman was arrested and charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon. The charge came after authorities found a loaded snub-nosed Smith & Wesson handgun in her vagina during a traffic stop that turned into a drug bust. The same kind of thing happened in 2014 in Tennessee. Dallas Archer, a 19-year-old woman, was arrested on driving with a suspended licence, but when she was in booking, cops found a loaded gun stuffed into her vagina. She was given a charge of unlawfully carrying a firearm. The gun, by the way, had been stolen from a retired car salesman.

As for Chelsea Sperry, her future is uncertain. The charges she has been indicted with could carry a handful of years in prison if she’s convicted.

[Photo: Chelsea Sperry Facebook page]