Throughout the decades and decades that wrestling has been around, wrestlers and superstars have had different big-timefinishing moves to end their opponents. Some have been brutal. Others have been high-flying. There are those that didn’t even work. Well, professional wrestler Joey Ryan found one that is just downright strange and it involves using his penis.
Now, some may say that it wasn’t actually a finishing move as some places are reporting, but it did end up being successful. Well, as successful as it can be for professional wrestling.
Yes, Joey Ryan, who has traveled the globe to wrestle, was taking on Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan, and things got real. During the match, Dino decided to take desperate measures when he seemed outgunned.
Dino reached up and grabbed a hold of Ryan’s crotch. Dino latched on and didn’t appear as if he was going to let go. For some reason, this didn’t seem to bother Joey Ryan much as he shook his head and just kept saying “No, no no.”
That was when it happened.
Ryan flexed his entire body, which obviously ended up flexing his groin area. This test of strength was being won by Ryan, using only his penis. As if that wasn’t enough, Ryan was actually able to flip over Dino by also using just his penis.
The NY Daily News reports that Ryan actually used his penis as a finishing move and it won the match for him over Dino.
Sure, Dino could have just let go of Ryan’s genitals, but this is professional wrestling and it wouldn’t have made for a good show. Instead, it turned into a good old-fashioned test of strength that is usually performed with hands only.
Joey Ryan, complete with his unique and iconic mustache, just likes to do things differently sometimes. As he’s currently wrestling in DDT Pro-Wrestling, just one place he has wrestled during his 15-year career.
He’s also spent time time in TNA and a short, rather unsuccessful stint, in WWE.
Vice Sports got the chance to talk with Ryan about a number of different things, and that includes the now-called “d*ck flip.” Interestingly enough, the move that he did with his penis was not so much his idea, but that of his opponent, Danshoku Dino.
“I have to give credit where credit is due—Danshoku Dino, who I was wrestling in the match, he plays a very unorthodox character, very homoerotic to say the least. Part of his offense is to inappropriately touch and grab opponents for the thrill of it, or maybe to throw them off their game a bit. He speaks very little English, but wrestlers can usually speak wrestling, so we understand something. So we’re going over the match and he says ‘Maybe I grab, maybe you no sell, because American c*ck so big and so strong.’ So it was kind of his idea. We both play sexual characters so it fit with us.”
Ryan went on to say that both he and Dino like to bring a lot of comedy into their wrestling matches and keep things fun and light-hearted. Sure, the penis test of strength was rather ridiculous but it drew a laugh from the crowd and has now gone viral around the world.
Joey Ryan has had a rather successful wrestling career, and that’s evident from the longevity of it. Him doing a penis wrestling move now isn’t going to take anything away from him or Danshoku Dino for their recent interaction, but it has gotten the world talking. It may never fly with American audiences, but it sure has caused quite a stir.
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