Stassi Schroeder Getting Breast Reduction And Lift To Fix ‘Saggy T*ts,’ Visits Kristen Doute In Hospital

Stassi Schroeder will be carrying a little less weight in two weeks time. On her latest Straight Up With Stassi podcast episode, posted on Sunday, Stassi revealed that she is getting a breast reduction, along with a lift. One person who maybe helping her as she recuperates from the surgery is her fellow Vanderpump Rules cast member Kristen Doute, since the two are such good friends now that Stassi is helping Kristen as she goes through her own hospital visit.

Stassi announced that she’s getting a breast reduction and lift on Monday, November 16. She added that she’s already paid for the procedures so there’s no turning back.

“So I have some exciting news…I’m getting a breast reduction in two weeks. Breast reduction/lift. It’s done, I paid for it and everything. No turning back.”

Stassi explained that her breasts are so big that they give her back pain. She revealed that she even got scabs from bleeding one day while working out because of how her breasts fit in her sports bra. Besides their size, Stassi doesn’t like her breasts’ position. She described how her breasts look with some colorful language.

“It’s too uncomfortable and they are so saggy, they look like two tube socks with change in them.”

As for people telling her to wait until after she finishes having children to have the procedures, Stassi said that she doesn’t want to wait because she doesn’t know when she’ll have kids, which means that she could go through her twenties and thirties with breasts that she doesn’t like. Stassi, who is 27-years-old, joked that she’s already past her prime.

“I thought about waiting, but then I thought what if I don’t have kids for ten years. I’m going to spend the hottest years of my life with saggy t*ts. I’m already past my prime.”

Stassi Schroeder certainly didn’t seem very unhappy with her breasts at the Vanderpump Rules premiere party last week since she put them on full display. Photos from the night show that Stassi wore a very low cut black and white sheath dress that exposed half of her breasts.

Stassi won’t be the only person on Vanderpump Rules to have had plastic surgery. Her ex-boyfriend, Jax Taylor, had another nose job at the beginning of filming the fourth season. Monday night’s premiere episode showed him immediately after getting another nose job. For the rest of episode, he was shown with a bandage on his nose and bruising around that area.

Stassi isn’t starring cast member on Season 4, but she’ll be making some appearances. The day after the season 4 premiere episode aired on on Monday night, Stassi addressed exactly when viewers can expect to see her on their TV screens. Stassi tweeted that she’ll pop up when it’s least expected.

When Stassi does appear, it’s likely that viewers will see her interacting with Kristen Doute. When the show started, the two were best friends. Yet that friendship disintegrated completely in the second season after it was revealed that Kristen, who at the time, was with Tom Sandoval, slept with Stassi’s ex-boyfriend Jax Taylor more than once when he was still trying to get back with Stassi. Stassi even slapped Kristen with the back of her hand over the betrayal. Shockingly, on the Vanderpump Rules Season 3 reunion show, Stassi revealed that she and Kristen are talking again.

That talking has evidently turned into a deep friendship once again. On Tuesday, Kristen Doute tweeted a photo of herself lying on a hospital bed, with needles filled with blood attached to her, and said that she was waiting for Stassi Schroeder to arrive with dinner and blankets and pillows from her home. Kristen did not say what she was in the hospital for.

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