Jessica Simpson: “Be Smart”

Jessica Simpson with “Be Smart” nearby? Whether this was someone’s idea of a joke or she’s gone completely mad, there is some truth to it: after all, she’s pimping Stampede Light Plus beer for more “country” exposure plus 15% ownership of the company. (That, and another opportunity to do her sexy face.) What makes less sense is her personal statement regarding the partnership:

“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people. Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.”

I’m sure Jessica’s agent likes to diversify her portfolio. Unfortunately, when Jessica says that, she sounds like she cheated on her homework.