Heidi Montag changes mind, no longer craves kangaroo dangle

Despite having just publicly proclaimed her desire to eat a kangaroo’s penis in the name of quality reality TV programming, Heidi Montag and new husband Spencer Pratt apparently already want off I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

The aptly-named Pratts apparently took issue with the cuisine, accommodations and most shockingly, the celebrity status of other participants- including aging ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson, Baldwin-brother Stephen, former American Idol irritant Sanjaya and actor Lou Diamond Phillips.

NBC reality programming exec Paul Telegdy and a Diva-busting crisis team rushed to the set in Costa Rica in order to persuade the fickle D-listers to stick it out. Douchebagishly, Spencer whined that normally every meal he consumes costs “at least $40” and the missus bemoaned a lack of “real celebrities like Kevin Federline,” according to an NBC source.

When asked why he chose to co-host I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, Damien Fahey honestly replied, “We’re not even getting paid for the show. We’re just doing it because we’re sadistic and want to see Spencer Pratt suffer.”

Who wouldn’t forgo a paycheck for that?