Watch Out, Lauren Conrad: Heidi Montag Will Take Your Place

Perfectly timed with her new single "Overdosin'" (which is "about when you fall in love with someone, and you're just overdosing off of their love"), Heidi Montag has taken the opportunity to tell PEOPLE exactly how much she'd like to rip that throne right out from under her Hills comrade L.C.. How comforting. I think this is why she's not invited to the after parties anymore. Behold:

Montag: "I think that maybe Lauren is tired of [being on the show], but we're just beginning."Pratt: "Sometimes the narrator has to throw their hate up on the wall and pass the mic. It's my favorite show. I love it. The Hills season 10 is what I'm going for."

DUH, Spencer-with-the-flesh-beard. It's like the best meal ticket ever and your key to things like 12 million dollar houses.

If I were Lauren Conrad, I'd be a little scared. These two seem like the type to stop at nothing to get what they want (which is money, obviously).

Don't forget that The Hills will be on tonight, folks! Not like MTV is letting me forget.