One of the Jonas Brothers is Gay? WHAT?

News is swirling that one of the Jonas Brothers is oh-so-gay and involved with an older man from their hometown of Wyckoff, New Jersey. Since one of them has been linked to Selena Gomez (Nick, the curly “handsome” one) and Selena recently said that “He’s an amazing guy […] Anybody would be very lucky to be dating him,” I’m going to say that he’s out of the picture. Nick is also Miley Cyrus’ ex.

So that whittles it down to Kevin or Joe. To be an outed teen can’t be good… so I hope for their sake that this is a false report. And if it’s not, I don’t think we’ll be seeing any of them out and proud soon, according to

The Jonas Brothers have been playing on their wholesome image as committed Evangelical Christians – their father is a former pastor – and sources fear they may loose their core audience and their lucrative contract with Disney when the truth comes out.

I feel like they’re too young for this drama.