The Break-Up That Surprised. . . Nobody

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, no more? Maybe John Mayer really is an a*s– just like I always suspected. According to yet another random “source” John has already moved on, and since I hate him, I’m happy for her. The Mirror reports:

“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.”

Well, well. I have to agree with Jezebel. John Mayer just might have pulled a John Mayer after all– and if so, I’m just glad that Jen got out when she did!

I really hope she didn’t actually call it a “timetable.” That is a turn-off. Even so, I have to agree with Jezebel. John Mayer just might have pulled a John Mayer after all– and if so, I’m just glad that Jen got out when she did!

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