‘Stay The H**l Away From Julia’ Email From Boss To Office New Guy, Alex, Goes Viral

The “stay the hell away from Julia” email from a boss to new guy Alex is going viral online. The Reddit post of the email quickly got the internet all abuzz, but there is no way of knowing if the comically unprofessional email is real or nothing more than a hilarious online joke to give folks a laugh on a hot Friday afternoon.

The boss who sent the email was apparently concerned that a watercooler romance was developing between his office crush, Julia, and the new employee, Alex. The Reddit post states that Alex and Julia had only seen each other a few times in the office kitchenette. Just a few days after starting his new job, Alex said the boss sent him the Julia email with a subject heading that simply stated – “Stay Away,” according to Reddit.

Here’s an excerpt from the “Stay the hell away from Julia” email.

“Alex, I understand that you’re the new guy around here, so I’m going to let you off with a warning. THIS time. I know everyting [sic] about her, like all of her hopes, wants, and aspirations. Can you say the same? I don’t think so. I know stuff you can only dream of knowing. We aren’t technically dating right now but she’ll soon see that I’m the right guy for her. I’m the type of guy who will love her and take care of her. The type who will actually spend time with her and talk with her. You’re the type who will leave her broken-hearted.”

The unnamed boss who sent the Julia email also detailed the time he spends working to develop a relationship with Alex’s new co-worker. The man talked about sharing lunches, daily sessions at the gym, and spending “countless hours texting her at night.”

Reddit users were not deterred by the possible fake nature of the “stay the hell away from Julia email” and offered tips on how best to deal with the situation for Alex. As the old saying goes, “truth is stranger than fiction,” so the online note from the senior staffer to the office newbie could be authentic.

“I’m just trying to figure out the most amicable way to end this and let her know what he’s doing,” the Reddit poster identified as Alex, added beneath the photo of the email.

What do you think about the “stay the hell away from Julia” email?

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