Secret Service Prostitute Dania Sanches Has Disappeared

The National Enquirer reports that single-mother Dania Sanches, the Secret Service prostitute highlighted in the developing U.S. Secret Service scandal that continues to batter the reputation of the prestigious government agency, has gone underground after intense media exposure.

Prostitution is legal in Colombia where Sanches has worked as a prostitute as well as a dancer. After the scandal erupted in which she allegedly refused to leave a hotel room occupied by Secret Service agents without first being paid in entirety for her services, the dancer/prostitute has apparently decided to go into hiding. In regards to her sudden departure, her lawyer was quoted having said:

“Put yourself in her shoes. Her photo out there has caused her too much stress.”

President Obama expects a “thorough and rigorous” investigation to be conducted and was quoted having said:

“Of course I’ll be angry [if the allegations are true].”

Sarah Palin was also quoted commenting on the alleged misconduct by federal agents, who were previously assigned to protect Barack Obama at the Summit of the Americas held in Cartagena, Colombia, as she said:

“It’s like, who’s minding the store around here? The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.”

David Chaney, one of two supervisors charged in the developing scandal made some lewd comments regarding former Governor of Alaska Palin as he commented on a photograph of himself on assignment guarding Palin in which he states:

“I was really checking her out, if you know what I [sic] mean?”

To which the former Alaska Governor replied:

“Well, check this out, buddy – you’re fired!”

What are your thoughts on the alleged Secret Service prostitute, 24-year-old Dania Sanches, going into hiding?