#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMeal Hashtag Might Put You Off Sex (Or Food) For Life

Somebody obviously got bored and started a new Twitter trend. They launched the #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMeal hashtag on Twitter and so many people responded as it trended on the micro-blogging platform.

It’s sad indeed to see the state of Twitter users’ sex and love lives in a constant stream of 140 characters or less.

Here’s just a few juicy gems, while obviously omitting the more lurid tweets. Those you’ll have to visit Twitter to see.

Poor guy:

Yes, that photo of a fast food franchise above is real.

Somebody had to bring up When Harry Met Sally didn’t they?

A comedian with huge ambitions posted this one:

Some had a touch of originality:

Some are really quite cute.

Some ladies have watched Fifty Shades of Grey one time too often.

Poor guy.

Others think of Thanksgiving dinner.

Another rather ironic pizza reference.

A frozen pizza thawing on the counter, because it involves my wife repeatedly asking, “DID YOU PUT IT IN YET?” #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMeal

— Goose Mufasa (@FreshKnowsFresh) July 4, 2015

Others are actually getting hungry just reading the tweets.

This guy is at the buffet, but limited.

Imagine being at a buffet, all that food spread out before you, but you can only eat one item. That. #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMeal

— Marcoe (@Marcoe_Polo21) July 4, 2015

Poor girl, she’s still waiting.

#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMeal Spending a long long long long long time talking about it on the phone while ordering and still waiting for it

— Excitable Gurelle (@Christal_L) July 4, 2015

OK, everyone, let’s hear it, can you describe your sex life with a meal, but keep it clean?

At least, as reported on the Inquisitr, Twitter is planning to increase the 140 character limit during July, even though its only for direct messaging purposes. Imagine what all these people could have done with 140 characters or more with this latest trend?

[Image: CC BY-SA 2.0 Kevin Dinkel]