Colin Jost Hates Time Warner Cable, And He’s Using Twitter To Tell Everyone
Saturday Night Live’s Colin Jost has a huge issue with Time Warner Cable. In fact, he’s so furious with the company that he’s taken to his Twitter account to release a stream of messages criticising them.
Jost, who is the head-writer on the iconic NBC comedy and also hosts its Weekend Update segment, uploaded a number of posts that highlighted his issues with Time Warner Company, even insisting that he hasn’t been able to access the internet in four months.
The main reason I believe in the concept of Hell is because I know the people who work at Time Warner Cable will go there when they die.
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
My new goal in life is to be the Mother Theresa of getting people to switch from Time Warner Cable to Fios. #SpiteSpokesman
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
Reposting this piece I wrote four years ago about Time Warner Cable purely out of spite. http://t.co/AzW4lky29g (References need updating)
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
Hey Netflix, Want to come over to my place and watch Time Warner Cable slowly die together? (CC’ing Satan so he knows to expect them.)
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
When I called up Time Warner Cable, a representative said to me, out of nowhere, “I wish Bin Laden were still alive…” #timewarnercable
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
When I asked to speak to a supervisor at #TimeWarnerCable, they put me through to Pol Pot’s voicemail. #Directv #DirectvCopaAmerica
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
My #TimeWarnerCable isn’t working. The box just says, “Voting For Trump.”
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
If you cancel your #TimeWarnerCable and switch to another provider and send me photographic evidence, I will send you a check for $50.
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
For the record, my #TimeWarnerCable hasn’t worked in FOUR MONTHS. But in fairness, it may just be tired from blowing Satan.
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
I wrote a long polite letter notifying #TimeWarnerCable I would be canceling my service and they wrote back, “Mussolini cool af” @TWC
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
Jost even started to have a discussion with the individual who runs Time Warner Cable’s Twitter help page.
.@TWC_Help perhaps you could check in with the 3 technicians who have been to my apartment this week for a total of 7 hours?
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
“.@TWC_Help especially the last technician who literally left after shaking his head and saying, ‘Dat’s f**ked up.’ “
.@TWC_Help or perhaps you could talk to one of the I’m-not-exaggerating 25 customer service reps I’ve talked to over the past 4 months?
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
.@TWC_Help or the representative with the ID number 2254 who just offered to credit my account for eighteen dollars and seventy five cents.
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
.@TWC_Help or the 4th technician who came a month ago, tried five different cable boxes, then genuinely suggested that I get @VerizonFiOS
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
.@TWC_Help Where should I follow you? To Mordor? What’s your exact address?
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
.@TWC_Help Yeah good call let’s try to keep this private. (whispered) “One of your technicians showed me his penis.”
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
Jost also re-tweeted a number of messages from users complaining about their problems with Time Warner Cable. It’s not known if Time Warner Cable have solved Colin Jost’s internet issue. But if they’ve not, and they don’t rectify it soon, Jost will almost certainly let us know.
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