In what has to be one of the strangest lawsuits in celebrity lawsuit history, Mila Kunis is being sued by an alleged childhood friend from her youth spent in Ukraine, for stealing the friend’s beloved pet chicken, Doggie.
As previously reported by the Inquisitr, Kunis, former star of That 70s Show, reportedly stole the feathery friend from Kristina Karo, a Ukranian-born singer and actress, now living in Los Angeles, and the theft has left Karo with years of emotional distress. She is now suing Mila for a grand total of $5000 for compensation for her therapy bill, and the stress that losing her precious chicken has caused.
In response to the shocking chicken-thieving allegations, Mila Kunis and fiancé Ashton Kutcher posted a hilarious video via the livestreaming app Meerkat. The video begins with Kutcher mocking the accusation, calling Karo the smartest girl he’d ever heard of.
“Let’s just get this clear, you stole a chicken from a one-month-old child who spoke to you? Not only was she one-month-old in Ukraine, but was speaking in English in Ukraine. This is the smartest girl I’ve ever heard of!”
The video then pans to Kunis, who is sitting on a couch trying to hold in her laughter. She notes that the lawsuit came at the same time as “Give Me Green Card,” a new music video by Karo debuted, “”It had nothing to do with her music video, that’s just accidental,” Kunis says.
For the next 30 seconds or so, Kunis and Kutcher, along with Mila’s manager Cameron Curtis marvel at the fact that Karo had a music video coming out, with Curtis asking if there was a chicken in the video. There wasn’t, in case you’re wondering. Mila, in the meantime, was very obviously distraught over the allegations.
“I was devastated. I was weeping. I was dumbfounded. I was like, ‘Which chicken did I steal?’, because I was obviously in the village when I stole these chickens, so I apologize to this woman, who was maybe or not a month old.”
Ashton asks if Mila has been physically served for the supposed chicken lawsuit, “it’s so funny that you ask me that,” she quips, “no, but emotionally I feel served.”
Hiding her face in her knee to stifle her laughter, Mila Kunis states that she’d like to launch a counter-suit.
“I would like to launch a counter $5,000 lawsuit for making me sit there and watch your music video shamelessly. My body hurts. My eyes hurt, they’re burning. That requires money.”
The shamelessly hysterical video concludes with Ashton assuring viewers that Mila would never steal another child’s chicken.
“Listen folks, I believe this woman. I know her pretty well. I believe she is an ethical person and wouldn’t steal a chicken. So there you have it – right from the chicken’s mouth.”
What do you think about the egg-regious (sorry!) allegations launched against Mila Kunis in Kristina Karo’s lawsuit?
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