Please no: Jennifer Aniston may be a Bond Girl

All good things must come to an end, and so will my enjoyment of the Bond films if this one turns out: Jennifer Aniston is in the running to become a Bond girl.

According to reports, Aniston has been offered a screen test for a role.

“Jennifer has all the qualities we are looking for in a Bond girl. She has to be beautiful but she also needs to have brains,” according to a source at the movie production company. “It helps if she’s athletic and able to keep up with intense stunt work a Bond movie demands.”

“It is likely she’ll be called in to meet producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson soon.”

As we reported last week, Freda Pinto of Slumdog Millionaire fame is also believed to be in the running. Anyone but Aniston please.