I don’t mind having the occasional drink or two or three but if you ever served me up a McNuggitini I would take you out back and slap you silly. There are just some things that shouldn’t go into a mixed drink of any kind let alone mention the word McDonalds as part of the ingredients. By now I can imagine you are giving your head a little shake and wonder what this cranky old fart is carrying on about and I wouldn’t blame you.
So to cut to the chase let me introduce you to the McNuggitini – a cocktail inspired by some common McDonalds fast food products
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)
Open the McDonalds bag.
Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass.
Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
I’ll race you to the washroom