Jesus Christ Has Come Again, On A Tortilla
They say that God works in mysterious ways, but this latest appearance of Jesus Christ is so much more than that.
A Texas man has claimed that the one and only Jesus Christ has miraculously appeared to him… on a tortilla.
MT @tylerlwhite: #Texas man (@andrewCkey) selling tortilla he claims has Jesus’ face on it http://t.co/7VU1ACDvnG pic.twitter.com/JygASiIblh
— mySA (@mySA) February 25, 2015
Andrew Key, the Austin, Texas, resident who was graced with Jesus’ presence, first noticed Christ on his almond tortilla back in December. Key had picked up some of his special made tortillas from a friend when he noticed a very special burn mark on one of them.
According to news station KXAN, Key stated, “One of the minor burn marks on the tortilla takes the appearance of Jesus’ head, complete with his facial hair.”
Despite having the divine experience of seeing Jesus Christ on a tortilla, Key has decided to sell this holy tortilla on eBay. As part of the ad, Key describes the tortilla as “an almond flour tortilla that has the face of Jesus burned into it.”
Central Texas man (@andrewCkey) selling tortilla he claims has Jesus’ face on it http://t.co/PjDt8mQNUQ
— Tyler White (@tylerlwhite) February 25, 2015
Key has asked for a starting bid of $15 and has noted at the bottom of his ad that “half of sale price goes to Austin based initiative to feed people struggling to make ends meet.”
Not wanting to get into a bidding war with another hungry Christian for the Jesus tortilla? Feel free to skip all the bidding and lay down an easy $10,000 to make this tortilla all your own.
So is it for real? Has Jesus really appeared on a tortilla? Would anyone really be willing to buy it? While it has gotten two bids at this time, people just don’t buy that it’s Jesus appearing on a tortilla.
According to My San Antonio, people are commenting that the figure on the tortilla looks less like Jesus and more like Barry Gibb, from Bee Gees. Other people are commenting how the burn mark looks like Chuck Norris or even The Grateful Dead’s Jerry Garcia.
One person even commented, “I don’t get how anyone thinks this is Jesus. It’s clearly The Dude from The Big Lebowski.”
While some people are quick to make jokes about the possibility of Jesus Christ appearing on an almond flour tortilla, it’s up to you to decide if you think it really is Jesus or not.
[Photo Courtesy of My San Antonio]
