Next to Watch: Jessica Simpson’s Sex Tape?

I kept reading that Jessica Simpson was ruling the country world with her new album, but since there’s news of otherwise today, the whispers of a sex tape aren’t that surprising. In fact, it’s downright formulaic in our world. Digital Spy clued us in:

[…] the home movie, which features popstar and actress Simpson engaging in a number of sex acts with her ex-husband Nick Lachey, has been acquired by the same people who released Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s holiday sex video.

The tape will reportedly be distributed online unless Simpson pays an undisclosed fee to keep it out of the public domain.

I bet she just giggles the whole way through. I say “mute” and you’re good to go if this thing really does show up.