Justin Bieber Offered $2 Million To Star In Gay Porn Scene, Inevitably [Video]
Justin Bieber’s a popular guy. First, gay republicans wanted a selfie. Now, an actual gay porn site has come a-knocking.
The 20-year-old heartthrob has been offered $2 million to film a gay sex scene with porn star Johnny Rapid.
The adult sex worker delivered his offer on behalf of a gay porn site in a thirty second video.
Rapid declared, “I can’t even believe I’m going to say this but I have an incredible offer for you, Justin Bieber.”
Johnny continued, “[The gay porn site] and I are offering you $2 million to do a scene with me. $2 million, that’s insane!”
He added, somewhat ominously, “Anyways, it will be easy, I’ll do most of the work, come in for a few hours, then you’re out of here with $2 million. Hope to see you soon.”
Then, referring to the Canadian star’s unveiling last week as the new face of Calvin Klein Underwear and Jeans spring campaign, the video caption read: “Breaking: Now that we’ve all seen his beautiful bulge, it’s about time we see just how much heat Bieber is packing under there!”
As most know, a day after the CK ads debuted, accusations that Justin’s ripped abs and bulging bulge were the work of Photoshop started flying. A day later, a website posted a GIF and alleged the pic — which showed the Biebs looking like a tattooed goblin — was an “unretouched” pic from the singer’s shoot.
To cut to it, the snap was “fake as h***,” as Jezebel succinctly put it. After the website was threatened with legal action by Bieber’s lawyers, they removed the GIF, admitted it was a Photoshop, and and published a retraction.
Fast forward to Wednesday, January 14, the singer posted a shirtless selfie wearing only a white towel that appeared to hint at the bulge underneath.
Directly addressing the Photoshop furor, Justin captioned the image. “Photoshop lol,” he wrote.
Returning to Johnny Rapid’s gay porn offer, one fan noted, after revelations that the Biebs’ personal trainer can vouch for his “well endowed” package, it was only a matter of time before the gay porn offers arrived.
surprised it took this long for him to be offered to do gay porn, especially after those awkward comments from Patrick about his junk
— JB Updates (@Horny4DaBiebs) January 15, 2015
However, we can’t see Bieber — who’s reportedly worth around $200 million — signing on that particular dotted line any time soon.
That sound? The shattered fantasies of millions of gay — and possibly many other — men splintering into inconsolable pieces.
[Images via Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott/Instagram]
