Jessica Simpson’s Private Valentine Heads Straight to DVD

Jessica Simpson’s Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerouswent straight to DVD today. For anyone who saw Blonde Ambition, this is no surprise, but for the rest of us, just know that Jessica Simpson is really sucking out right now on the silver screen front. Dukes of Hazzard (as bad as it might have been) managed to net $80 million, but Employee of the Month only made $28 million, and Blonde Ambition made a little over $1,000.

Private Valentine is marked down on Amazon.com already– poor Jessica! From people poking fun at her weight to her failed projects, 2009 hasn’t gotten off to the best start. Perhaps her tour with Rascal Flatts will help her country music career, at the very least?