New Year's Quotes And Jokes Will Liven Up Even The Dullest Year-End Bash

Cheryl Phillips

Funny New Year's quotes and jokes are the perfect way to break the ice at even the dullest year-end parties. A little frivolity is far better than rehashing the worst moments of the year, or listening to your friend's lame resolutions, so why not learn a few new jokes or write down a quote or two while you wait for the 2015 Times Square Ball drop on New Year's Eve?

— Reyonce (@rhys_athletics) November 30, 2014

To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking.

You know its time for a New Year's Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!"

Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking.

You know its time for a New Year's Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!"

Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn

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