Kim Kardashian: Naked And Painted By An Artist’s Penis [NSFW]

By now, we’re all used to Kim Kardashian being naked, but hearing about her image being painted by a penis is a bit unsettling. However disturbing or fascinating it may be, please be warned there are links and information below that may lead you to images and language you may find offensive or disturbing.

Remember when Kim broke the internet with her butt and other naughty bits for the nude Paper magazine shoot? The most famous Kardashian apparently also broke something else in a man from Denmark called Uwe Max Jensen.

Jensen was so inspired by her photo shoot that he decided to recreate her naked butt photo with a painting. A regular brush would not do for Kim’s arguably most creative fan. Only Jensen’s own personal tool could be used for his masterpiece. Yes, he used his own penis.

Andy Warhol’s Marilyn Monroe prints were really the key to Jensen’s inspiration to use Kim as the subject in his painting. Uwe thinks Kardashian-West is “a sort of Marilyn Monroe of this decade.”

According to the Huffington Post, the 44-year-old isn’t just a Kim Kardashian fan and artist. He considers himself to be a journalist and activist and proudly displays his interests in great detail on his blog and Twitter account.

On his blog, Jensen posted some very graphic pictures of the penis-painting process of his artwork depicting Kim Kardashian’s naked photoshoot with Paper magazine. He described how well this natural and unusual type of artwork works for him in an interview.

“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other. I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”

The fine details in the painting are actually quite impressive. Jensen explained in his blog, “if one is ill-equipped it is simply impossible to reproduce small details, if you have a proper swab [you’re] obviously better suited to expressive painting.”

According to MTV News, it took the artist 8 to 10 hours to finish the painting.

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Jensen isn’t a stranger to making people think twice about his artwork. According to the Huffington Post, he once decapitated a statue of the Little Mermaid. Another time, he urinated on an Olafur Eliasson sculpture. Maybe Kim got away lucky.

It sounds like another wild sex tape, but Kim Kardashian stark naked, a penis, and some paint amounts to some unusual art.

[Images via Uwe Max Jensen and Paper]