Sharon Osbourne recently opened up about her very brief fling with Jay Leno, and her admission about their lovemaking might make Jay blush from him cheeks down to the end of his famous chin.
Osbourne has chatted about her quick fling with Leno before, but she didn't divulge just how quick their 1976 tryst was until Howard Stern pressed her for the dirty details on his SiriusXM radio show. According to the Daily Mail, what Sharon Osbourne described wasn't an incredible night of passion.
"Well it only took a minute, so I'll just say, it took a second, that was it."
When Stern asked his former America's Got Talent co-host if Jay was talented in bed, Sharon was brutally honest about their less-than-satisfying sex.
"F***, no, it wasn't long enough."
Howard tried to get Osbourne to describe Jay's little Leno, but she just made a joke about a different body part.
"You can't see past the chin anyway."
Sharon Osbourne revealed that she and Jay Leno didn't use protection because "It was in the '70s," and she joked that their child "would've just have been a chin in a chair" if Jay had knocked her up. There would also be no revival of< em>The Osbournes coming to VH1 soon (you can decide for yourself whether this is a good or bad thing).
Last year on The Talk, Osbourne revealed her fling with Leno. However, her description of their lovemaking wasn't quite as cruel. According to People magazine, she simply told her co-hosts that she couldn't recollect what the sex was like because "it was so long ago." However, Sharon did recall other details about what was going on with her life during the time period that she and Jay met.
"When I was 25, I just moved to America. I had met my husband [Ozzy], but we weren't together. We were just friends. I didn't have a boyfriend. I never did date a lot at that time, anyway, because I was not very dateable."
Osbourne went on to recount how she and a friend first saw Leno performing at a comedy club. She thought he was "very nice" and "very funny," so she and her pal decided to flirt with him by prank calling him over and over again. Jay didn't mind -- in fact, Sharon said that he liked her voice.
"One thing led to another… He came to my house and met me and then we had a little fling. The fling was more fling for me and not fling enough for him."
The two didn't make a love connection, but they remained such good friends that Leno introduced Osbourne to the "real love of his life" a few months later.
"She was lovely and they took me to Fat Burger and they showed me around town. They were so kind to me and continued the friendship over the years."
You can check out Sharon talking about her "secret" fling below.
According to Yahoo! Celebrity, Jay Leno told his side of the story when Joy Behar grilled him about it on The Tonight Show.
"First of all, this happened when we were both single. What happened was, she had seen me at The Comedy Store, I had never met her, and she got my phone number, and she called me every night at midnight for an hour... she didn't say who she was. But she had this British accent, and she was really intelligent."
The two talked on the phone for two or three weeks before Jay finally asked Sharon if she wanted to meet up, and the rest is history. Sparks flew -- and fizzled very fast.
According to E! News, Jay Leno gave Sharon Osbourne a call last year after her revelation about their "flingy wingy" made headlines. On The Talk, Osbourne revealed that Leno wasn't upset with her at all -- he was just happy that they both went on to find lasting love.
"As soon as the show was finished he called me. He said, 'Isn't it amazing that... we were both single and we both found our love of our lives and we both got the longest marriages in Hollywood?'"
Now that Sharon Osbourne has poked fun at Jay Leno's sexual stamina, do you think his response will be so kind?
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