Bryan Cranston Reads ‘You Have To F***ing Eat’ [NSFW] [Free Download]

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Want to hear Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston narrate a crass children’s book? Well now you have the opportunity to get a little clip. From the same mind that brought you Samuel L. Jackson’s frustrating narrative of “Go the F**K to Sleep” comes Cranston’s hilarious take on a child who refuses to eat in “You Have to F***ing Eat.”

The audiobook “You Have to F—ing Eat” is available for free on the audio book site audible through to December 12. According to Amazon you can currently buy the Kindle version for $3.82 and if you want to read the profanity filled book to your friends or children you can buy the hardcover version for $10.00.

In the clip provided Cranston calmly narrates, “The bunnies are munching on carrots. The lambs nibble grasses and bleat. I know you’re too hungry to reason with, but you have to…” You know what comes next.

Audible has provided the potential listener a colorful summary of the audiobook about the defiant kid who refuses to eat.

“Adam Mansbach’s long-awaited sequel is about that other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal.

Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to F–king Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads (new, old, grand-, and expectant) a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.”

Naturally folks are already excited about hearing Cranston narrate the humorous children’s book for adults.

Some even shared their own problems getting their children to eat. One Amazon user explains, “I was a stepdad to three kids for about five years, and getting them to sleep paled in comparison to getting them to eat right. The tween girl wanted to eat nothing but mashed potatoes, while the smallest boy was on a diet (not paleo!) of Ramen and cereal. The older boy just into his teens ate anything and everything, but keeping him fed was like feeding a coal fired boiler.”

Another writes, “I feel like this guy lives with me. I have two kids. One won’t sleep, one won’t eat. This is another instant classic in our house.”

Check out a clip of the video for yourself.

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