Zimbabwean Caught Having Sex with Prostitute-Turned-Donkey

A man caught having sex with a donkey claimed during a court hearing that the animal was a hooker from the club.

Moyo, 28, was arrested by the police during a routine patrol when he was spotted getting intimate with the donkey inside his yard. He did not contest the accusations though he was not asked to enter a plea.

Moyo reasoned out in front of magistrate Mildred Matuvi:

“I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.”

The magistrate ordered that Moyo be examined by two government psychiatrists.

We can only wonder if the prostitute-turned-donkey will be available on the witness stand as the case progresses.