Paris Hilton’s Newest Plan for Reality Show Scares Me

As if some reality shows weren’t bad enough already (Denise, Dina, you’ve ruined my life), now Paris Hilton has decided that she wants one with. . . wait for it: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears! The catch is that it wouldn’t be a regular deal. I don’t think the cries of protestation will exactly be ringing throughout the land. We could probably all stand 2 hours, right?

The socialite wants to produce the two-hour special, which she hopes will include candid revelations from the stars, reports the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper.

Hilton was reportedly inspired by the success of Denise Richards: It’s Complicated and Living Lohan, which are both produced by American Idol host Ryan Seacrest.

Train-wrecky or not, if it does turn up, I’ll most likely be watching it. At least I can tell people it’s for “work reasons.”