Kelly Osbourne Struck With Dirty Diaper And Other Fecal Mishaps
Kelly Osbourne is having a bad week, and it all has to do with three down and dirty incidents involving fecal matter. The diminutive television personality, singer, actress, and fashion designer was kind enough to post about her unusual troubles online.
On October 5, 2014, Kelly Osbourne took to Twitter to share information about how her day was going, and it was not going well. Apparently, the Fashion Police star was hit in the face by a soiled diaper. The purple-haired reality television starlet, who happens to be the youngest daughter of rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his second wife Sharon, left her Twitter followers wondering exactly how one winds up taking a dirty diaper to the face.
The fecal mayhem didn’t end with the soiled nappy in her face. Following the disgusting diaper incident, Kelly Osbourne dropped her house keys into a plastic bag filled with her bulldog’s excrement, reported Yahoo! News. While it was nice to hear that she is being a responsible dog owner and picking up after her pooch, the pic she posted on Instagram of her feces-smeared keys was definitely too much information. The caption was clear enough without the visual aid.
“Litarly [sic] having the [sic] a [poop emoji] day. First I get hit in the face w/ a used dipper [sic] & now I just accidentally bagged my house keys w/ Willy’s [expletive deleted] while walking him.”
If being hit in the face with a dirty diaper and dropping her keys into a bag of dog feces wasn’t bad enough, Kelly Osbourne also had a close encounter of the fecal kind when she walked in on her crush while he was on the toilet days earlier. In true Millennial Generation form, she posted about the unfortunate encounter on Twitter.
Trust me to be the girl in a private members club who has had a crush on a guy for years & just walked in on him taking a [poop emoji]!
— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) October 3, 2014
Unfortunately, Kelly Osbourne failed to disclose the identity of the gentleman on the toilet.
As previously reported by The Inquisitr, Kelly Osbourne shaved her head in the spring, opting to keep a sleek purple mohawk in lieu of her longer locks. The new hairstyle was perfect for showing off her recent head tattoo, which reads “Stories…” There’s a clear meaning behind the neatly lettered purple tattoo. The 29-year-old fashionista’s clothing line is called Stories… by Kelly Osbourne.
[Image via Kelly Osbourne Instagram]
